on the first one:
It feels like i'm looking at my sorry arse on the bathroom's mirror after waking up in the middle of the night.
on the second one:
That's what you're most likely to find when entering my room: a weird mf.
on the third one:
There are no jokes, this one just goes hard. I really like the way you've put it. If someone made a creepypasta game about it, this would scare the crap outta many people playing it bc that phrase is just straight up provoking us. I really enjoy this one.
on the fourth one:
square miku! she looks like a 3d character made by Jack Staubber.